You Know You're a Redneck if... take your kids on an Easter egg hunt in the Bass Pro Shop.

Yup.  I did it.

The kids had a blast.  We got there a little late, so a lot of the eggs had been found already.  But some nice guys back in the hunting section had a stash and kept hiding a few more out for my girls to find.  Yeah, it does a mother's heart proud to watch her girls searching scrupulously among the ammo and camo tents for easter eggs. :)

They even had free pictures with the Easter Bunny.  

And crafts.

Definitely not your traditional Easter day, but it worked for us!