You Know You're a Redneck if...
...you take your kids on an Easter egg hunt in the Bass Pro Shop.
Yup. I did it.
The kids had a blast. We got there a little late, so a lot of the eggs had been found already. But some nice guys back in the hunting section had a stash and kept hiding a few more out for my girls to find. Yeah, it does a mother's heart proud to watch her girls searching scrupulously among the ammo and camo tents for easter eggs. :)
They even had free pictures with the Easter Bunny.
And crafts.
Definitely not your traditional Easter day, but it worked for us!